Sunday, May 2, 2010

Our Greatest Error

Dear Captain Zork,
Thanks for the brief message. I understand the wheels of bureaucracy
roll slowly and thank you for your efforts.

You will be encouraged to know that I have found a powerful tool for
the Leaders. On earth intelligence is met with derision which coerces
the majority to seek failure in academic pursuits.

This may seem a short sighted strategy but it has some wonderful
consequences. The most importantly, it makes for a large body of badly
informed buyers of hair care products. It is possible to sell anything
to these vain creatures as long as it sounds vaguely scientific.

The Leaders can use this technique for near limitless fundraising.

I hope this helps to grease the wheels.

Posted via email from 88 Kilos of Sunshine

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